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Only a Cactus Will Make Orgasmic Dreams Reality!
Q: I'm dating someone that is having trouble achieving orgasm without a cactus in the room. For real. Chris, St. Paul, MN
A: Ah, the desert succulent. A prickly problem for sure. It must make your trips to the plant store exciting. I've heard of people wanting good luck charms in the room, but your partner's is a bit more unique.
I noticed you didn't mention if your mate was male or female. I also see that your name is Chris, which could be ambiguous. We did check into it, and found out there are over a thousand species of known cacti in a bewildering variety of forms. Few are dangerously poisonous. Anyway, my advice is primarily to him/her:
You're a strange, strange man (or woman). It's probably not even kinky, it's just odd. If it works for you, if you're inspired by the genus fleshy green prickles very badus, then you'd best live in a house with a lot of light, or a hot climate. You seem to have found someone to tolerate this cactus fetish. Perhaps one day you'll prove in a scientific arena that cactus proximity leads to more powerful orgasms. Proving that thesis would at a minimum be entertaining.
As long as the cactus isn't actually involved in any of your activities, it can't hurt (couldn't resist that one, either). Buy yourself a cactus for your pal's room, and other rooms you may be visiting soon. Invest in the cactus companies. Don't over water! Arizona will probably be your favorite vacation spot for the forseeable future.
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