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Just Can't Get Enough of Your Love, Baby... wait - AGAIN!?!
by Hans Ghiofrani
Like any guy I started off normally. What's "normal" you say? At around 15, I pretty much spent the greater part of my life thinking about sex. If I wasn't at school thinking about sex, I was home, "fisting one out with the bald headed champion." How's that for a euphemism? Anywho, I remember seeing a married couple and thinking, "What the hell are they doing out? Why aren't they home all naked and slathered up in Vaseline? For the next few years, I couldn't imagine having a women and not having sex 24-7. WELL!
I am now married, and I would say my adolescent fantasies were pretty
accurate for the first couple years of marriage. But things begin to slow
down. Still great sex, but just not as often.
Then we started trying to have kids. Is that chuckling I hear? Don't make me come over there and teach you how to ACT! Talk about a 180. I spent the majority of my adult life trying "not" to get anyone pregnant, and now it's a free-for-all. Maybe I should have kept that gym membership. It was the best test of my cardiovascular fitness since I had to try that six minute mile in High School Gym Class.
Our record was 31 straight days of sex, or was that 31 days of straight sex? I can't remember, it's all a big naked blur. Did I mention I liked frequent big naked blurs? Predictably though, it lost all of its spontaneity and romance. Time marched on. Work, work, work. We were so focused on making babies, we forgot to enjoy each other.
My wife suddenly had my mindset from back when I was 15. OK, at least in that one area. Time doesn't really fly for a woman trying to get pregnant, especially as the months begin to pass, and everyone you've ever met starts getting pregnant. Particularly younger relatives, that's always helpful - for some people. I've been told that women can get pretty focused on the baby thing - I wouldn't know. Could sex be related to stress - beats me. I think I'd better not comment further on this right now.
The question is, how to keep it a big FUN naked blur. Anyone can have sex, but its takes a little ingenuity and thought to make it great. Suddenly, my former training as a "C" student at a prestigious college was OK, since the "C" stood for creativity.
There were some great things we did and tried, and I've gotta say KingLove definitely helped (although I'd like to think it was all "Little Elvis"). The drill became a thrill. Sure enough, you guessed it. Yup, my boys can swim, and we're getting ready for the next change. It could be twins! Sure, kids are a big deal, but I'm talking a larger deal, physically. Sex with my big, hungry, gorgeous pregnant wife.
Stay tuned for some insight on some of the creativity involved in getting us to this point, or what it's like to slap a whole lot more skin. Wishing you and yours joyous big naked blurs!
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